I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

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21 Oct 14 at 9 pm





I can’t fucking breathe. 

I hate y’all so much 😂


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21 Oct 14 at 12 am

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19 Oct 14 at 11 pm

I’m sorry, did your animal just call me a liar?

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19 Oct 14 at 11 am

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I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

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19 Oct 14 at 11 am

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19 Oct 14 at 11 am


I still feel kind of betrayed

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